Terrorist TaTa’s and Exploding Breast Implants


According to British intelligence, Al-Qaeda physicians are performing breast augmentation surgeries on female suicide bombers, and the results are explosive!  

The implants they are using are made from a plastic explosive called PETN, which is undetectable by standard airport scanners, especially when it is surgically implanted.  Whether or not these real-life booby traps pose any practical threat is still being debated, so don’t get nervous if you happen to be sitting next to a well-endowed woman who looks like Osama Bin-Laden on your next flight.

In the meantime, stick with the silicone and leave the PETN to girls who definitely won’t be shopping for a new bikini this summer.

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